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I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?!

Posted by 5 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
…Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS..

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Jannat ke darwazay pai 3 log kharay thay

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment
Jannat ke darwazay pai 3 log kharay thay;
Farishta: sirf aik hi admi andar ja sakta hai
1st: Main Molvi hun sari umer deen ki khidmat ki hai.
2nd: Main Doctor hun sari umer logon ki khidmat ki hai.
3rd: Main Zardari ke dor ka Pakistani hoon.
Farishta to 3rd:
bas karday paglay….. rulaayega kya?
Chal andar aja…
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Categories : Funny SMS,Zardari Sms Tags :

MERE WATAN TUJHE DUA, MERE WATAN TUJHE SALAAM

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Rago mein jitna khoon hai,
Sab ishq hai junon hai,
Fida hun tere naam par,
Mita hun tere naam par,

MERE WATAN TUJHE DUA,
MERE WATAN TUJHE SALAAM

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Categories : Urdu Poetry Sms Tags :

English To Urdu Translation – Har Banda Zardari Nahin Hota!!

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment

English To
Urdu Translation ..
English:
Not Every man Is A Fraud,
Cheater, Criminal, Terrorist ..
URDU:
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Har Banda Zardari Nahin Hota!!
xP
“Keep It Simple Silly”.. xP

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Guzar gayi ye Eid bhi gham-e-zindagi ki trha

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Guzar gayi ye Eid bhi gham-e-zindagi ki trha,

“Fraz”

Hota jo koi sath apna to ham bhi kushyaan mnatey.

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Categories : Urdu Poetry Sms Tags :

Gunaah par Sharminda hona ‘Nidamat’ hy,

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Gunaah
par Sharminda hona ‘Nidamat’ hy,

Aur,

Isy Chorh daina ‘Ahsaas’ hy…

Nidamat sy Ahsaas tak ky safar ko Toba kahty hain,

Aur,

Yeh toba Insan ko Shaitan sy Juda karti hai. . .

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Categories : Islamic Sms Tags :

Hon gay juda hum es tarah, imkan tu na tha

Posted by 2 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Hon gay juda hum es tarah, imkan tu na tha…..
Ye dil kabhi bhi es tarah, weraan tu na tha.
~~Jesay howa hai ab k wo, halaat say mray…..
Pehlay kabhi wo es tarah, anjaan tu na tha.

~~Wo shehr se gia hai tu, ronaq bhi lay gia…..
ye shehr es tarah kabhi, sunsaan tu na tha.
~~Ek Pyar ki jageer ka, maalik tha mein kabhi……
Pehlay se yonhi be-sar-o-samaan tu na tha.
~~Mohsin hum ne Ishq mein,paya naffa bahut…..
Es kaarobaar mein koi, nuqsan tu na tha.

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Categories : Urdu Poetry Sms Tags :

sok da Akhtar da para Zan joravi,

Posted by 2 September, 2011 (0) Comment

sok da Akhtar da para Zan joravi,
Sok panjedare sok Botaan joravi.
.
Da cha sengar v tar sahara jari,
Sok tar pa tar sere Grewan joravi.
.
Sok shonde sre lasona sra garza v,
Sok naray poze la Pezwaan joravi.
.
Der bewatana armani da watan,
Da tarmo ohko Cheraghan jora v.
.
Mong badqismata khpal Naseb jaravi,
Qismat khwarah da Yar Zulfan jorawe.
.
Sok pa sangal da yar khobona kavi,
KHIYAL tasverona da Janan jorawe.

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Categories : Pashto Poetry SMS Tags :

Happy Eid mubarak Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha

Posted by 2 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Happy Eid mubarak

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha

Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha

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Categories : Pashto Poetry SMS Tags :

Pa Khafgan Ke Ye La Husan Yao Pa Zar She

Posted by 2 September, 2011 (0) Comment

‎”" Pa Khafgan Ke Ye La Husan Yao Pa Zar She_

SOmra Khwnd Kave Che Khkulay Marawar She.

Muhabat V Da KamzOrO khalqO dase_

Laka Gul Che Da MashoOm Pa Laas Ke War She.

Yawa MeeeeenA Za BethOla Warkawama_

Nor Hisab Satam JananaA Za Da Harr She.

Pa Ma Dasey Kaifiat She Che Ta Rashey_

Da Shakee Rojey0 Pa Wrazey Che Akhtar She.

Hagha Ze Hagha Manzar De Da KatO v_

Abaseeen Che War Dakhil Pa Samandar She….

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