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Hello I am a virus
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.. Shut up, Albert…
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Freaking
Freaking… In Love, You Share Your Dessert With Your Partner… But Who The Hell Wants A Partner When The Dessert Is So YUMMY! 
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Roses are red
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
most poems ryhm,
but this one doesn’t…
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...How to keep an idiot entertained
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ………………..
How to keep an idiot entertained *press up
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...I just fuck another guy
I don’t love.
I don’t care.
I just married a millionair.
And if he dies I don’t cry,
I just fuck another guy.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...5 differences between Turkish en ET
5 differences between Turkish en ET:
ET looked better,
ET learned English,
ET came alone,
ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is:
-Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...I’d ride u sitting,
I’d ride u sitting,
I’d ride u lying.
If u were a bird I’d ride u flying.
And when ur dead and long forgotten
I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.
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