Animal Sms

Rajnikant Bought Two Elephants, Two Camels And Two Horses From Zoo

Posted by 26 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Rajnikant Bought
Two Elephants,
Two Camels
And
Two Horses From Zoo ..

Why ?

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To Play Chess … =P =D

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A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

Posted by 25 August, 2011 (0) Comment

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog’s Parents
Refusd Cat
…Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai

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Today Is A National Animals Day ♥

Posted by 19 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Today Is A National Animals Day ♥

So Please Take A Minute To Remember Your Ex :P

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ANIMAL SMS

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Question: why dogs don’t marry? . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: bcoz they think… . . . . . . . Hamari pehle he zindagi kutton wali hai, shadi kis liye karein!!

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FUNNY SMS-03145065520

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Aik bander ke bache ne apni mother se kaha “Maa main itna badsoorat qn ho” Maa ne kaha “Beta Khuda ka shookur kro, osse dakoo jo message parh raha ha.

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

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FUNNY SMS

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Medical store walay ny suba suba dukan kholi to 2 kutay agy bethy hue thy Dukndr; Oye tusi ithy ki kr ry ho? Kuty: yar sari rat bhonk de ry an 2 STREPSILZ te de

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SWEET MAANO

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

,?,*,?, ; . . ; Ä sweet ‘=. ‘ .=’ MAANO(,,)””(,,) BILLI…… For the $weetest person. . Aapko kehne aai hai k…… Mion Mion Mion

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Educated Zamana

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Mast hawaein hein!! Mosam bhi sohana hai! Kaali ghatain hein! Dil bhi ashqana hai! Bandar bhi Sms parh rahey hein! Kya Educated zamana hai…

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Bandariya Ki Shaadi.

Posted by 12 January, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek din bandaria boli: Maa meri shaadi kar do. Maa ne kaha: Beti tera dulha abhi sms parh raha hai. Ager muskraya to rishta pakka samjho. Mubarak ho! Larke ne haan kar di!

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