Chintoo Mintoo Jokes
Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai
Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.?
Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki
Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
But
Ladka 1saal Me Kai Bachon Ka
Baap Ban Sakta Hai… ;->
Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayiTo
Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayiTo usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha’COMING SOON’
Science Teacher Oxygen is a must for br
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.Chintoo: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
19 Friends went to watch a film On bei
19 Friends went to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, Chintoo replied that the film was only for above 18…
Chintoo Your daughter has died Depres
Chintoo! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he Chintoo from the 100th floorAt the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!At the 10th: He’s Mintoo not Chintoo.
ChintooOyewhat R U doingMintooRecor
Chintoo-Oye!what R U doing?Mintoo-Recording this babys voice.Chintoo-Why?Mintoo- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
Chintoo What is the difference between
Chintoo: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?Mintoo: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
Chintoo Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage C
Chintoo: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..?Mintoo: Expiry Date Dhundh Raha Hu.
Chintoo Oye tu to Doctor ke paas jaane
Chintoo: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Mintoo: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Chintoowhy r all these people running
Chintoo-why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Chintoo-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


