Chintoo Mintoo Jokes

Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai

Posted by 3 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.?

Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki
Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
But
Ladka 1saal Me Kai Bachon Ka
Baap Ban Sakta Hai… ;->

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Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayiTo

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayiTo usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha’COMING SOON’

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Science Teacher Oxygen is a must for br

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.Chintoo: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

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19 Friends went to watch a film On bei

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

19 Friends went to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, Chintoo replied that the film was only for above 18…

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Chintoo Your daughter has died Depres

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he Chintoo from the 100th floorAt the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!At the 10th: He’s Mintoo not Chintoo.

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ChintooOyewhat R U doingMintooRecor

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo-Oye!what R U doing?Mintoo-Recording this babys voice.Chintoo-Why?Mintoo- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Chintoo What is the difference between

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?Mintoo: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

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Chintoo Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage C

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..?Mintoo: Expiry Date Dhundh Raha Hu.

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Chintoo Oye tu to Doctor ke paas jaane

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Mintoo: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Chintoowhy r all these people running

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Chintoo-why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Chintoo-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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