Cricket sms
HEIGHT 0F INSULT
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India V/S England
Test Series … =P =D
Indian & Pakistani batsmen are like faithful husbands
Indian & Pakistani batsmen are like faithful husbands,
they perform only at home…!!!
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
'Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?'
BIWI Boli,
'Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Riots Continue In England First Rape Case Reported
Riots Continue In England
First Rape Case Reported
Filled By
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Indian Cricket Team . . . =P =D
‘BREAKING NEWS’ Grieg Chappel Coach of Indian Cricket Team
'BREAKING NEWS'
Grieg Chappel Coach of Indian Cricket Team Today MorNing found ALIVE,in his Hotel room. Be-Ghayrat Besharm CoaCh:
Cricket Mei Ksi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty Hyn?
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL” ;->
Lagi Batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 Sardar 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra
Dhoni’s Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa, and public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.
If Pakistan Wins The Cup Somehow
If Pakistan Wins The Cup Somehow,
Afridi Will Hesitate Before
He Hands It Over To Kamran Akmal…
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He May Drop That Too . . . =P ;->
Khoobsorat Dua
Khoobsorat Dua
Ya ALLAH Aj Ka Match Jeeney Walo Ko Ham (PAK TEAM)
Se Semi Final haarney Ki Tofeeq Farma
Ameen…!!
Sab Kaho Ameen..!!


