Insult Sms
Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
When somebody who is deeply in love
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Happy April fool Day
Hello,
I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………
Sorry I have to leave,
because I can’t find a brain.
Happy April fool Day
TIME WASTE
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!
REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r,
REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r,
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You are nt totally useless?
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You can still be used
as a ?BAD EXAMPLE
Aye kassssssh!
Aye kassssssh!
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K tum?
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Marasi hotay to ma tum ko apni shadi pr Dhol bajanay k liye bulata
Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum?
Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum?
Paglon ki tarah kya dhoond rahey ho?
1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi
1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi
1 larhka samne se aya
Dono bilkul pas agayeLarhka side pe ho giya
Larhki chali gai
Moral: Sab tumhari tarah kaminay nahi hote
Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney.
Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney.
Rum+Water= Injurious to Liver.
Whisky+Water= Injurious to Heart.
Gin+Water= Injurious to Brain.
So be careful & avoid Water.
HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????
HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????
KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI
SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI KAR LOON


