Insult Sms

Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

When somebody who is deeply in love

Posted by 15 June, 2011 (0) Comment

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga

Posted by 13 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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Happy April fool Day

Posted by 28 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Hello,
I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………

Sorry I have to leave,
because I can’t find a brain.

Happy April fool Day

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TIME WASTE

Posted by 28 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r,

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r,
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You are nt totally useless?
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You can still be used

as a ?BAD EXAMPLE

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Aye kassssssh!

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

Aye kassssssh!
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K tum?
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Marasi hotay to ma tum ko apni shadi pr Dhol bajanay k liye bulata

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Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum?

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum?

Paglon ki tarah kya dhoond rahey ho?

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1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi
1 larhka samne se aya
Dono bilkul pas agayeLarhka side pe ho giya
Larhki chali gai
Moral: Sab tumhari tarah kaminay nahi hote

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Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney.

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney.
Rum+Water= Injurious to Liver.
Whisky+Water= Injurious to Heart.
Gin+Water= Injurious to Brain.
So be careful & avoid Water.

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HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????

Posted by 21 August, 2010 Comments Off

HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????

KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI

SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI KAR LOON

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