Marriage Sms
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2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
Posted by
Basit Javed 17 June, 2011
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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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Telling a lie
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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Before marriage & after marriage
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
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Because married men are more obedient.
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Last chance to run away
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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I was a fool when I married you.
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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True relatives always stand behind u
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Man needs a poison
Posted by
Basit Javed 2 January, 2011
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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