Memon Sms
Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon
Sardar:
Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon,
Kitna paisa lage ga?
Memon:
kuch bhi nahi..
Sardar:
wo kaise?
Memon:
Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte.
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Loading ...kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho – Memoon
1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wo Sari Raat Fire Brigade Walon Ko Miss Calls Marta Raha
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta:
Rs.50.
Baap:
itne saray kion??
Beta:
us k paas itne hi thay.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Memon: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Memon:
Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper:
1Rs.
Memon:
60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K:
60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:
Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Beggar Came Up To A Memon And Said
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
” I Haven’t Tasted Food
All Week..”
Memon Replied :
“Don’t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same…” ;->
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao
Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao
B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge
Memon: Han Bare Hi Kanjus Or Bad Ikhlaq Log Hain
Chalo Phr Aik Kam Kro,
.
.
Meri Almari Se Nikal Lao.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira
1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira
Girte Waqt Usne
Apni Ghar Ki Khirki Me
Apni Wife Ko Roti Pakate Hue Dekha
To Chilla K Bola
Meri Roti Nahi Pakana!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazaar Jao Gay?
Taxi Driver:
Han Jaon Ga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shopper Nikala Or Kaha:
Wapsi Main Langar Ki Biryani Lete Aana.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Memon To Dukandar:
Memon To Dukandar:
Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar:
1 Baal Toota To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon:
Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha.
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