Naughty Sms
When I was 10….
When I was 10….
Ass meant Donkey
GAY meant Happy
STRAIGHT meant Line
COCK meant Rooster
PUSSY meant Cat
STAG meant Deer
TIT was always for Tat
English has changed so much since then
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Loading ...shall we try different position tonight
Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”
Husband: “Excellent idea”
Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...a mans sad story
A MAN’s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...mom mom i got raped
Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.”
Mom : ‘ Eat Some Chillies”
Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?
Mom : ‘ NO ”
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face “:-)
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. he he he he
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.
Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...answer the question in yes/no
answer the question in yes/no
kia aapke sir pe seengh hain?
see the result below
if yes to
bhains ke to seengh hotay he hain
if no
to hairan na hoon gadhay ke hotay bhi nahin
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho
jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho
jab pani piyo to bismillah parho
jab mujhe dekho to Subhan Allah parho
aur jab aaina dekho to Lahola wala quwa parho
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...AKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
AKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
If u don’t mind
If u don’t feel bad
If don’t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan cooking oil bottle
just RS.250 only
GLI.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE…BUT THE MEETING HASN’T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!
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