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Ta mainu sad layin
J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin,
main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
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Loading ...VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE
VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,
JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.
MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,
JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.
KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,
KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.
I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABI.
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da……….
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra………
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha……..
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra……….!!!
Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin….
lakh shohrat b koi ni…!!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Assa vaang musafir tur jaana
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Kuri waley Munde nu
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
HaanCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ik hor aadmi ne keha
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
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