Santa Banta Sms
Santta banta SMS / Text messages &jokes (urdu, hindi & english)
Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages , Santa banta Funny Sms.
TEACHER:Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI Aur ENGLIS
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =D
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Loading ...3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rahi thi
3 poultry farms ki
inspection ho rahi thi……
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Inspector —> Tum murgiyon ko kya
…khilate ho ?
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Sharma —> Bajra,,
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Inspector —> wrong food, arrest
him.
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Verma –> chawal….
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Inspector:- wrong food.,arrest
him .
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Santa(ghabraya hua) —> Hum to ji murgiyon ko 5-5 rupaye de dete hai aur kehte hai jo marzi wo khalo —> 
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...All Scientists Fail To Answer This, But Santa Rocks
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
But Santa Rocks
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Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating??????
Ans:- Baisan K Pakore.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Air hostess to all the passenger.?
mehrbani kr k apni -apni belt bandh le..
Banta: Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kre…..? 
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Santa jumped the red light & a cop whistles
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
‘Le Karle Number Note’
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish? Santa- TATA SKY
Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie
A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie
to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets-
A1 & A24.. LO KARLO ENJOY!!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other
Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other.
Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between 1. Girlfriend 2. Lover 3. Wife 4. Stepny Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple 1. Prepaid 2. Lifetime 3. Postpaid 4. Coinbooth
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher-BAtaAo 80+90=?
Teacher-BAtaAo 80+90=?
Santa-100!
Teachr-No,
80+90=170..
Santa-Par sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H ki
“Akkad Bakkad bambey bo, 80-90 purey 100″..!!
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