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Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD? Sardar: Bad

Posted by 29 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Interviwer: Tel me d
opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE
BALLE. ….

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sardar g at microsoft for interview for a job

Posted by 26 August, 2011 (0) Comment

sardar g at microsoft for interview for a job

interviewer: which are the 4 versions of java?

sardar g: mar java, mit jave, lut java te sadkay java,
:p

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ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi Tang a kar use kahin chor aya

Posted by 25 August, 2011 (0) Comment

ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi

Tang a kar use kahin chor aya

Ghar aya to bili pehle pahnchi thi

Sardar:dubara kahin door chor aya

Bili phr ghr a gai

Sardar;gusse me use bht dor chorne gaya wahan se wife ko call ki

Bili ghr pohnchi?

Wife:han

Sardar:us kamini se bol k mujhe a kr le jaye main rasta bhool gaya hon;

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company

Posted by 25 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir

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A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor

Posted by 24 August, 2011 (0) Comment

A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor.

People gather around & ask:

“Sardar ji what happand?”

He said

“i dont know i came just now”!!!

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Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon

Posted by 24 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar:

Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon,

Kitna paisa lage ga?

Memon:

kuch bhi nahi..

Sardar:

wo kaise?

Memon:

Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte.

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Sardar: I Also Started The Wipers & Said No, No, No… :P

Posted by 22 August, 2011 (0) Comment

After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To Let Me Go 1st.

Sardar: I Also Started The Wipers & Said No, No, No… :P

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Sardar Mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

Posted by 19 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar 1st time jahaz py batha

jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu

Sardar pilot ko marny lga or bola

mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

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Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho

Posted by 18 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho,
Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati?
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Sardar:- Oh janab Tusi Roz Aanday O,Tuwano Te Duub k Mar Jana Chahi Da Ay:P buhahahahahahahah

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srdr1:ye tm samundar mien kya ghol rahe ho

Posted by 15 August, 2011 (0) Comment

srdr1:ye tm samundar mien kya ghol rahe ho.

Srdr2:oojeee wo mien samundr mien dahi dall k lassi banareya hon…..
Srdr1:Ohooo khutte(donkey) de potter(son).
Srdr1: isi lye to dunya hm pr jokes banati hai….
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Itni lassi kya tera baap piye ga…

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