Sardar Jokes
Sardar sms / text messages & jokes (urdu/hindi/english)
This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.
Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD? Sardar: Bad
Interviwer: Tel me d
opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE
BALLE. ….
sardar g at microsoft for interview for a job
sardar g at microsoft for interview for a job
interviewer: which are the 4 versions of java?
sardar g: mar java, mit jave, lut java te sadkay java,
:p
ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi Tang a kar use kahin chor aya
ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi
Tang a kar use kahin chor aya
Ghar aya to bili pehle pahnchi thi
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Sardar:dubara kahin door chor aya
Bili phr ghr a gai
Sardar;gusse me use bht dor chorne gaya wahan se wife ko call ki
Bili ghr pohnchi?
Wife:han
Sardar:us kamini se bol k mujhe a kr le jaye main rasta bhool gaya hon;
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor.
People gather around & ask:
“Sardar ji what happand?”
He said
“i dont know i came just now”!!!
Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon
Sardar:
Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon,
Kitna paisa lage ga?
Memon:
kuch bhi nahi..
Sardar:
wo kaise?
Memon:
Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte.
Sardar: I Also Started The Wipers & Said No, No, No… :P
After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To Let Me Go 1st.
Sardar: I Also Started The Wipers & Said No, No, No…
Sardar Mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
Sardar 1st time jahaz py batha
jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu
Sardar pilot ko marny lga or bola
mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho
Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho,
Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati?
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Sardar:- Oh janab Tusi Roz Aanday O,Tuwano Te Duub k Mar Jana Chahi Da Ay:P buhahahahahahahah
srdr1:ye tm samundar mien kya ghol rahe ho
srdr1:ye tm samundar mien kya ghol rahe ho.
Srdr2:oojeee wo mien samundr mien dahi dall k lassi banareya hon…..
Srdr1:Ohooo khutte(donkey) de potter(son).
Srdr1: isi lye to dunya hm pr jokes banati hai….
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Itni lassi kya tera baap piye ga…


