Student Sms
Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? Student: I don’t know
Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Well!
What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays
And round on Sundays. 
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ...Teacher: Class, stand up if you think you’re an idiot
Teacher: Class, stand up if you think you’re an idiot.
*Student stands up*
Teacher: Oh, so Jake.
You think you’re an idiot?
Student: Nah, I just didn’t want to see you up there all alone
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho GI?
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho GI?
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Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard? 
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class…Teacher Shocked, Student Rocked…!! =P
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide…!!
…Teacher Shocked, Student Rocked…!! =P
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...’Class teacher ne students se “MY best frnd “pr 10 line likhne ko kaha
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Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kar pucha:
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Miss
“kanjar”ko english me kya kehte hy?’ 
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SCHOOL LIFE:
Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm…
Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks…
Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class…
Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends…
Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Lecture…
Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher: homework q nai kiya? Student; sir,light nai thi
Teacher: homework q nai kiya?
Student; sir,light nai thi
Teacher; to mombatti jala letay
Student; sir, machis nai thi
Teacher;Machis q nai thi
…Student; masjid mei rakhi thi.
Teacher;to wahan se le aate
Student;nahaya hua nai tha
Teacher;nahaye q nahi thy
student;pani nai tha sir
teacher; pani q nai tha?
Student; sir motor nhi chal rahi thi
Teacher; Ullu k pathy motor kiun nai
chal rahi thi ?
Student; sir bataya to hy light nahi thi…
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: agar mai tumhare walid ko Rs-5000 dun
Teacher:
agar mai tumhare walid ko Rs-5000 dun
unko 2000 ki zarurat ho to wo
kitne wapis denge?
stdnt:
1 b nai
Teacher:
hisab nai jante
stdnt:
ap mere baap ko nai jante .
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Student: chal shabash sab se pehle tu nikal
Professor 2 student: jo chezz tumhy tang ya pareshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!
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Student: chal shabash sab se pehle tu nikal
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: “Mere Papa aaj job par gaye hain”
Teacher: “Mere Papa aaj job par gaye hain”
Is ka future tense banao.
Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dikhae. :pp
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