Wife Sms
Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)
Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
College is 4 Knowledge, Knowledge is 4 Life, Life is 4 Wife
College is 4 Knowledge,
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Knowledge is 4 Life,
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Life is 4 Wife,
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Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
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So never choose ur Wife in a College Life… :p
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Loading ...Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo Or Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Sy Karo
Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo
Or
Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Sy Karo
Is msg main Pehley “BIWI” ka & Baad mein “GIRLFRIEND” ka Zikar hai
SMS d0bara parho 
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wife: Me ne Suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi
wife: Me ne suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. Tou aurton ko kya milay ga?
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Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi Tang a kar use kahin chor aya
ak sardar ke ghar Bili thi
Tang a kar use kahin chor aya
Ghar aya to bili pehle pahnchi thi
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Sardar:dubara kahin door chor aya
Bili phr ghr a gai
Sardar;gusse me use bht dor chorne gaya wahan se wife ko call ki
Bili ghr pohnchi?
Wife:han
Sardar:us kamini se bol k mujhe a kr le jaye main rasta bhool gaya hon;
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi Husbnd Ki TALASH Me Or Baqi Husbnd Ki TALASHI Lene
Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi
Husbnd Ki TALASH Me
Or Baqi
Husbnd Ki TALASHI Lene
Me
Guzr Jati
Hai’ 
(,”)/ Begum
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_//_ Chor do..:P
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Kaali Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Kaali Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy … Husband 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega…
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Women live a better, longer & peaceful life – Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Husband: love,what would u do i told u i won da lottery?
Husband:
love,what would u do i told u i won da lottery?
Wife:i would take half and leave u.
Husband:
i won R10 for three numbers,here’s your R5 now get da hell out of here!!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead…
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