Zardari Sms

Zardari: Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo

Posted by 13 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.

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Jannat ke darwazay pai 3 log kharay thay

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment
Jannat ke darwazay pai 3 log kharay thay;
Farishta: sirf aik hi admi andar ja sakta hai
1st: Main Molvi hun sari umer deen ki khidmat ki hai.
2nd: Main Doctor hun sari umer logon ki khidmat ki hai.
3rd: Main Zardari ke dor ka Pakistani hoon.
Farishta to 3rd:
bas karday paglay….. rulaayega kya?
Chal andar aja…
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English To Urdu Translation – Har Banda Zardari Nahin Hota!!

Posted by 3 September, 2011 (0) Comment

English To
Urdu Translation ..
English:
Not Every man Is A Fraud,
Cheater, Criminal, Terrorist ..
URDU:
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Har Banda Zardari Nahin Hota!!
xP
“Keep It Simple Silly”.. xP

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NEW SONG!!! 2011. ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA

Posted by 29 August, 2011 (0) Comment

NEW SONG!!!
2011.
‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Khana Kharab,
……Jesay Total Azaab,
Jesay Aadha Faqeer,
Jesay Murda Zameer,
Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,
Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,
Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,
Jesay Zehrila Naag,
Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,
Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.
Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.
Ho , o o o
Ek Zardari Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga!.
This song
Brought 2 u by
Gareeb Awaam

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He Found PAKISTAN – ‎HUNGRY DOG

Posted by 29 August, 2011 (0) Comment

‎’HUNGRY DOG’

Once upon a time, there was a Dog

he was very hungry

He ran here and there in search for food suddenly he found

PAKISTAN
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Haan wohi wohi;-)

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‎”Faraz”k Baad Aub ‘BE-NAZEER’ Asmaan Sy Likhti Hain

Posted by 26 August, 2011 (0) Comment

‎”Faraz”k Baad Aub
‘BE-NAZEER’
Asmaan Sy Likhti Hain,

A for Apple.

B for Banana..!

Bilawal K Abbu zra ”UpAr”to Aana…!!!

(SAB KAHO AAMMEEN)

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Tumhari Ek Nigah Se Qatal Hotay hain Hazaaron Log “Raani”

Posted by 25 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Tumhari Ek Nigah Se Qatal Hotay hain Hazaaron Log “Raani”
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Ek Nazar Zardari Nu Vi Vekh Lay Teri Mehrbani….!

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PLEASE Help karee es Ghareeb kaa Yateem hon, B.V mar gai

Posted by 25 August, 2011 (0) Comment

PLEASE Help karee es Ghareeb kaa

Yateem hon,
B.V mar gai,
2 betiyoon ki shaadi kerni hai,
apni zakat aur fitra se madad kijeye,
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ZARDARI press confrence krty howe ro pare…!!!

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‎3 banday hajj nahi kr sktey:Asif zardari, Q k koi shakhs apney ap ko pathar nai mar sakta!

Posted by 21 August, 2011 (0) Comment

‎3 banday hajj nahi kr sktey :

1) Asif zardari, Q k koi shakhs apney ap ko pathar nai mar sakta! :-

2) Altaf hussain, Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta! :-

3) Nawaz sharif, Q k koi shahks 1 crore k Bal . Lagwa kar tind karwanay ki ghalti nai karey ga.

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Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding

Posted by 21 August, 2011 (0) Comment

TV anchor announcing:
Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding
$5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol.
Please donate what you can. I personally have donated
five liters

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